You should EAT the cookie, stopping crumbs dead in their tracks.
You should EAT the cookie, stopping crumbs dead in their tracks.
Unless it has raisins, then give it to somebody who likes those squishy little things.
Thursday, September 29, 2011
Me versus sleep
Dreams make sleep worth the lost time. When I wake up before I feel a dream is over, I'm frustrated, but when I wake up with no memory of a dream, in what seems to be five seconds after I've gotten to sleep, then I feel like a life changing opportunity has been ripped away and replaced with exhaustion.
Wednesday, September 28, 2011
Paper Writing
Okay, teachers of mine. You have two options here:
A. You can test to see if I learned anything. Ask for my very jumbled notes of all of my thoughts on everything. It won't seem genius by any extent, but in there lies the good stuff that doesn't make it into the paper because it doesn't fit and or I forgot about it with the stress of having to organize my thoughts.
B. Ask for a paper. A well organized one. Get a slapped together piece of shit.
It seems like I prefer option A. Seems like it. But really. I don't give a flying monkey anymore. Just don't expect me to be conscious during class.
A. You can test to see if I learned anything. Ask for my very jumbled notes of all of my thoughts on everything. It won't seem genius by any extent, but in there lies the good stuff that doesn't make it into the paper because it doesn't fit and or I forgot about it with the stress of having to organize my thoughts.
B. Ask for a paper. A well organized one. Get a slapped together piece of shit.
It seems like I prefer option A. Seems like it. But really. I don't give a flying monkey anymore. Just don't expect me to be conscious during class.
Saturday, September 17, 2011
Monday, September 12, 2011
Shakespeare in the Cinema: The Lion King
Let's say The Lion King is a direct interpretation of Hamlet's struggles, except he doesn't die at the end, because hey, we have to think of the children. Disney's not a tool. Anyway.
Rosencrantz and Guildenstern. Timon and Pumba.
Am I blowing your mind right now?
Shut up, I totally am. You're welcome.
Rosencrantz and Guildenstern. Timon and Pumba.
Am I blowing your mind right now?
Shut up, I totally am. You're welcome.
Monday, September 5, 2011
Mommy, Can I Get One?
Not a pony, a bear. A baby bear. His name shall be Squishy and he shall be mine!
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