You should EAT the cookie, stopping crumbs dead in their tracks.

You should EAT the cookie, stopping crumbs dead in their tracks.
Unless it has raisins, then give it to somebody who likes those squishy little things.

Friday, May 18, 2012

Mark of a Lone Wolf

Oh man. That is a KICK BUTT subject line, is it not? It is. I have decided. I was going to go with something else originally, but then I decided that "Mark of a Lone Wolf" seemed really badass, so that's what I went with. Then I wrote this little SHHHHPIEL because I think it's meta and funny. Meta-funny if you will.

I'm really starting (false, more accurately- continuing) to enjoy my own company.

Example: Honey Honey came up on the shuffle in Windows Media Player on my laptop and I started smiling. "I like this song," I thought to myself, and I was so glad I had the gumption to put in into my collection.

Good lord.

More examples to come.