You should EAT the cookie, stopping crumbs dead in their tracks.

You should EAT the cookie, stopping crumbs dead in their tracks.
Unless it has raisins, then give it to somebody who likes those squishy little things.

Monday, July 23, 2012

Internet, Guess What I'm Doing

No, really, guess!



You can't guess? That's alright. No one in their right mind would guess, "Cat, I bet you're probably eating a jar of peanut butter, organizing your Google Chrome bookmarks to match the ones on Firefox, and reading Aer Lingus's policy about bringing 'baby push chairs'." Actually, I suppose you could guess that... that's a fairly common activity over here on my end.

YOU DON'T KNOW ME AT ALL, DO YOU, INTERNET!

This is where the leading lady would suggest spending time apart, "to think," even though that's like a super dumb idea to get to know each other better. JUST SAYING.